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Relationships Demotivational Poster


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

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SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm
rofl


A Woman Scorn -


TAGS: arvoir relationships buggin done inflexible
Rating: 3.83/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:06 am
Weather the toilet seat is left up or down is a stupid thing to fight about. So since women are irrational men just put the seat down.


I HEAR - that train a-comin' it's comin' round the bend


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.78/5

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Pinakolata - October 13, 2011, 6:49 am
I feel myself in Folsome Prison already.


HOW THINGS WORK -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.33/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:20 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 27, 2012, 9:24 am
So True... 5 Careless Bastrads for you


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: youth relationships puppy love kiss
Rating: 4.87/5

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Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:46 am
Nice! 5 cootie sh**s.


CRY ME A RIVER -


TAGS: promise trust marriage love relationships
Rating: 4.64/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:35 am
That's why I only promise to try...!


FORMULA -


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


IT'S NOT NAGGING - It's just your life On Autocorrect




TRUE LOVE -




A History Of Violence -


TAGS: love marriage dating relationships suicide
Rating: 4.67/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:18 am
Both are better than lust marriages.


SPEED -


TAGS: relationships ruined true truth p***
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:34 pm
Although nobody is perfect... She was disconcerted with the almost dead h***er in my trunk. Kind of a mess making sure she fit the amputee part of the fantasy. True love is someone who will help you bury someone alive.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm

wow, I am so glad you found that special somebody....
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:18 pm
No worries, she is into Slovakian amputee animal scat as well.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm

got caught Monkey?
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
lmao Brilliant! 5Lashings!


QUITTING TIME -


TAGS: love relationships work humor poster
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - January 20, 2016, 7:43 am
Real, or digital? I'd love some links / sources if digital! Message me
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 7:50 pm

Don't ask me why this stuff appeals to me so. I think it's because of the artistry in the presentation~~even nose cone art was ART.
mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:44 pm
I would most DEFINITELY be in the wrong house!!!!! Unless the power was out----LOL!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
rerun - January 19, 2016, 5:42 pm

I collect vintage pin up/erotica. Our ancestors were not nearly as uptight & repressed as one may believe.
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 4:24 pm

I LOVE vintage pinup art. I have dozens of ph**os and jpegs of paintings clear back to the 18th century (yes, they all have their clothes on). I first designed this with the graphic straight, but turned it while I was working on the text and voila! Worked
Silverheart - January 19, 2016, 4:21 pm
Not much for vidya games m'self, but I love the vintage pinup style.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 3:30 pm

i love the artwork on this. i'm playing fallout 4 right now and this looks so that genre.
MissPriss - January 19, 2016, 2:30 pm
Covet thy neighbor? 5L chuckle...thanks.


YES MY DEAR -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:08 pm

Words to live by!~~
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:48 pm
I'll be try this one...lol
crankyhead - April 3, 2012, 4:35 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


TEARS -


TAGS: relationships sadness love abuse
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
bump
Airman - October 29, 2010, 6:26 pm
hers? or yours?
Benlulz - October 19, 2010, 10:21 am
Love it.


SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships ***y loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am
So thats how you do it?


BIRDS AND BEES -




LJ'S - Women love it when a man gives them a "Listening Job." But men dislike giving them about as much as women dislike giving them it's equivalent.




You fake orgasms -




THE WAR OF THE ROSES -




Love -


TAGS: toxic relationships drag you down
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 18, 2013, 11:52 am
GEEEEEEZUS. Wunna Quagmire’s squeezes? Not giggety, definitely not giggety. More like diggety……deepity..…quickety. 5L
Sho - August 18, 2013, 11:27 am
Beautiful! 5/F!


STRUGGLE -


TAGS: struggle in relationships
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 1:17 pm
Been down that road and still traveling it. Once you get on it, you never really get off of it. The good news is that it CAN be fixed.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 10:02 am

I hope nobody has to travel this road. It is a tough journey
Bovee - April 6, 2010, 3:40 pm
wow hope to never go down that road.
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 9:33 am
I'm depressed. 5L
forseti - April 4, 2010, 11:53 pm
that's not a fake motivational for me. very philosophical and romantical. respect to you, wise rerun ;)


GUYS AND DOLLS -


TAGS: love money fools relationships rat pack
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - October 19, 2010, 3:57 pm
she sure looks worth it
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:41 pm

you're a poet and we don't know it. 5L
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:02 am
yummy, 5L


LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIPS - start them off young...i guess




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

MissPriss - February 13, 2016, 12:36 pm
Is it too late to send out my cards? I've really been missing those relatives.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 8:32 am
Now THAT, made me choke on my coffee!!!!!! (backspace, backspace) (opens thesaurus section of brain, searching desperately, panic ensuing) HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! (realizing I now have to make a verbal rating codex)


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: single relationships time age
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 6:25 pm

beautiful
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2010, 5:30 pm
Clever :)
Debkins - October 11, 2010, 4:51 pm
Well done!
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 9:25 pm
Very punny, very punny.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 5:46 pm

Hmmmm, my bovine friend seems a tad bit jealous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
Great Rerun, Like Aggy really needs an ego boost...you guys are creating a real diva.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 5:38 pm

this could very possibly be your best yet
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 4:51 pm
Nicely done Aggy 5
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
LMAO! Salt makes the snails easier to catch.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2010, 4:00 pm
Cleaver word play...great work. A solid 5/5. BTW...I like salt


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


ALMOST AS GOOD AS IT GETS -




He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: relationships partners positions tasks choices
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.


TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm
Watch out for internal friction.


EVEN IN LOVE - Doubt half of what you see And all of what you hear




WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK -




BREAKING UP -


TAGS: romance relationships
Rating: 3.61/5

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temp - October 20, 2009, 11:01 pm
What will she do with all her free time now that she's not making sammiches? Get a job? As what a sammich maker?
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:23 pm
i can almost feel his pain! 5 lions
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
Epic Haar


BACKSEAT LOVE -


TAGS: men love action relationships women
Rating: 3.83/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 1:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 27, 2012, 2:37 pm
love this one :)


RELATIONSHIPS - What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'


TAGS: purse relationships
Rating: 3.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:38 am
Perfect time to steal her mints and any spare change you can find...
50cal - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am
The only time it bothers me is when my lady and I are in the Bra and panty section of the store and shes in the changing room while im left to wander the racks like a p*** or something.... ha ha
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:59 pm
Or, one who can work a purse like Naomi wishes she cou...... er, yeah.... man.
Iconoclast - September 13, 2010, 11:45 pm
It wouldn't bother any man who is confident and comfortable with his own ***uality.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:18 pm
Never bothered me.


INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS - No longer a social taboo ...




The Laws Of Attraction -




Need A Towel -


TAGS: wet relationships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - June 21, 2014, 12:24 am
5L xD
Reality Lord - June 20, 2014, 10:49 pm

don't know why dude...frickin love this.
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:23 am
aaaawww, yeahhhh


She likes eggs -


TAGS: heartbreak relationships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:32 pm

OK, made me LOLOLOLOL~~5L


The foundation -


TAGS: heart broken relationships built to last
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - January 17, 2014, 1:01 pm
5/f


IT'S OVERRATED -


TAGS: marriage groom relationships boyfriends run
Rating: 4.54/5

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Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 6:02 pm

lolz...run forest run.


A FORTUNE -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - April 3, 2016, 12:44 pm
At least she's honest!:)^!!!!!


EX-GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:35 pm
UP yours 'cern, that's bull****! I'd never share my chocolates!
Rick69 - March 11, 2016, 5:01 pm
Christ alive...


TWO INCHES -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 4, 2016, 12:18 pm
Talking about your hair cut right? WHAZZUP'd 'cern.


RELATIONSHIPS -




RELATIONSHIPS -




STRESS RELIEVER -




NATURAL SELECTION -




THE PROUD FATHER -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 8:33 pm
Lol! Meanwhile, at the free clinic . . .
MissPriss - September 18, 2015, 12:20 pm
Thanks for the 5L snort laugh 'cern.


TWENTY-FOOT NUTCRACKER -




Alimony -


TAGS: alimony acrimony relationships money love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:21 pm
Good 1 C-bal! You don't make many posters, but when you do, you knock it out of the ballpark! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:20 pm

He shoots! He scores!


SO HOT -




AT THE MALL -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

EmilioDumphque - April 30, 2016, 10:54 am
A fedora might be in order too.
EmilioDumphque - April 29, 2016, 12:40 pm
Shopping for a newer pair of pants for you, without the rip?
lgvernon - April 29, 2016, 11:01 am

Brown shoes with pink. Oh, the horror.


I'M NOT MAD -




WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT ME -




A WOMAN WITH A TATTOO -




THE BENEFITS OF DATING ME -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 6:57 am
cute (good poster too)


RELATIONSHIP ADVICE -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - July 5, 2015, 7:07 pm
Good point! 5L, Cern!
GaryO - July 5, 2015, 6:57 am
yup


I'M SORRY -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by concern3

JesusWept - December 28, 2015, 10:38 am
LOL x 5


Concern and his friend -




LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT -


TAGS: dating drinking relationships skeptic humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:14 am
An UP yours


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by concern3

Bandit5906 - August 3, 2015, 10:24 pm
How I see it!
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2015, 11:41 am
So...she wants to do a DP with you?


I DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - June 8, 2015, 1:43 pm
LOL! tastelessly funny! Luv it!!! 5L, Cern!
JesusWept - June 8, 2015, 6:41 am
5


IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME -




The one that snores -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 7, 2016, 7:43 pm
Huh, snoring...thought the back door was locked.


Commitment Issues -




Pandora Music -




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