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Relationships Demotivational Poster


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

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SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm, #234458
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm, #234449
rofl


A Woman Scorn -




I HEAR - that train a-comin' it's comin' round the bend


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.78/5

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Pinakolata - October 13, 2011, 6:49 am, #225037
I feel myself in Folsome Prison already.


HOW THINGS WORK -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.33/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:20 pm, #232121
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 27, 2012, 9:24 am, #232110
So True... 5 Careless Bastrads for you


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: youth relationships puppy love kiss
Rating: 4.87/5

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Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:46 am, #197809
Nice! 5 cootie sh**s.


CRY ME A RIVER -




FORMULA -


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm, #247926
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am, #206852
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm, #198931
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


IT'S NOT NAGGING - It's just your life On Autocorrect




TRUE LOVE -




A History Of Violence -




SPEED -


TAGS: relationships ruined true truth p***
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:34 pm, #209421
Although nobody is perfect... She was disconcerted with the almost dead h***er in my trunk. Kind of a mess making sure she fit the amputee part of the fantasy. True love is someone who will help you bury someone alive.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm, #209420

wow, I am so glad you found that special somebody....
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:18 pm, #209418
No worries, she is into Slovakian amputee animal scat as well.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm, #209416

got caught Monkey?
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:10 pm, #209415
lmao Brilliant! 5Lashings!


YES MY DEAR -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:08 pm, #232691

Words to live by!~~
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:48 pm, #232670
I'll be try this one...lol
crankyhead - April 3, 2012, 4:35 pm, #232666
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


TEARS -


TAGS: relationships sadness love abuse
Rating: 4.85/5

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crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm, #205998
bump
Airman - October 29, 2010, 6:26 pm, #200187
hers? or yours?
Benlulz - October 19, 2010, 10:21 am, #198927
Love it.


SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships ***y loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm, #197910
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm, #197903
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm, #197881

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am, #197808
So thats how you do it?


BIRDS AND BEES -




LJ'S - Women love it when a man gives them a "Listening Job." But men dislike giving them about as much as women dislike giving them it's equivalent.




You fake orgasms -




THE WAR OF THE ROSES -




Love -


TAGS: toxic relationships drag you down
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 18, 2013, 11:52 am, #248792
GEEEEEEZUS. Wunna Quagmire’s squeezes? Not giggety, definitely not giggety. More like diggety……deepity..…quickety. 5L
Sho - August 18, 2013, 11:27 am, #248790
Beautiful! 5/F!


STRUGGLE -


TAGS: struggle in relationships
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 1:17 pm, #170123
Been down that road and still traveling it. Once you get on it, you never really get off of it. The good news is that it CAN be fixed.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 10:02 am, #170108

I hope nobody has to travel this road. It is a tough journey
Bovee - April 6, 2010, 3:40 pm, #169994
wow hope to never go down that road.
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 9:33 am, #169732
I'm depressed. 5L
forseti - April 4, 2010, 11:53 pm, #169607
that's not a fake motivational for me. very philosophical and romantical. respect to you, wise rerun ;)


GUYS AND DOLLS -


TAGS: love money fools relationships rat pack
Rating: 4.5/5

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CANADA - October 19, 2010, 3:57 pm, #198975
she sure looks worth it
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:41 pm, #198945

you're a poet and we don't know it. 5L
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:02 am, #198920
yummy, 5L


LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIPS - start them off young...i guess




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: single relationships time age
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 6:25 pm, #197877

beautiful
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2010, 5:30 pm, #197871
Clever :)
Debkins - October 11, 2010, 4:51 pm, #197857
Well done!
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 9:25 pm, #195556
Very punny, very punny.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 5:46 pm, #195515

Hmmmm, my bovine friend seems a tad bit jealous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #195514
Great Rerun, Like Aggy really needs an ego boost...you guys are creating a real diva.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 5:38 pm, #195512

this could very possibly be your best yet
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 4:51 pm, #195507
Nicely done Aggy 5
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 4:08 pm, #195496
LMAO! Salt makes the snails easier to catch.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2010, 4:00 pm, #195494
Cleaver word play...great work. A solid 5/5. BTW...I like salt


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm, #201936
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm, #201934
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm, #201914

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm, #201899
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm, #201895
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm, #201893
Very nice 5150.


ALMOST AS GOOD AS IT GETS -




He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: relationships partners positions tasks choices
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am, #246962
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm, #246947
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.


TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm, #241390
Watch out for internal friction.


EVEN IN LOVE - Doubt half of what you see And all of what you hear




WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK -




BREAKING UP -


TAGS: romance relationships
Rating: 3.61/5

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temp - October 20, 2009, 11:01 pm, #128570
What will she do with all her free time now that she's not making sammiches? Get a job? As what a sammich maker?
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:23 pm, #128438
i can almost feel his pain! 5 lions
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:11 pm, #128430
Epic Haar


BACKSEAT LOVE -


TAGS: men love action relationships women
Rating: 3.83/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 1:01 pm, #232238
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 27, 2012, 2:37 pm, #232140
love this one :)


RELATIONSHIPS - What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'


TAGS: purse relationships
Rating: 3.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:38 am, #193790
Perfect time to steal her mints and any spare change you can find...
50cal - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am, #193787
The only time it bothers me is when my lady and I are in the Bra and panty section of the store and shes in the changing room while im left to wander the racks like a p*** or something.... ha ha
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:59 pm, #193723
Or, one who can work a purse like Naomi wishes she cou...... er, yeah.... man.
Iconoclast - September 13, 2010, 11:45 pm, #193722
It wouldn't bother any man who is confident and comfortable with his own ***uality.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:18 pm, #193714
Never bothered me.


INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS - No longer a social taboo ...




Need A Towel -


TAGS: wet relationships
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - June 21, 2014, 12:24 am, #255400
5L xD
Reality Lord - June 20, 2014, 10:49 pm, #255399

don't know why dude...frickin love this.
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:23 am, #255381
aaaawww, yeahhhh


The Laws Of Attraction -




She likes eggs -


TAGS: heartbreak relationships
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:32 pm, #253304

OK, made me LOLOLOLOL~~5L


The foundation -


TAGS: heart broken relationships built to last
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - January 17, 2014, 1:01 pm, #252217
5/f


IT'S OVERRATED -


TAGS: marriage groom relationships boyfriends run
Rating: 4.54/5

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Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 6:02 pm, #227557

lolz...run forest run.


TWENTY-FOOT NUTCRACKER -




A WOMAN WITH A TATTOO -




RELATIONSHIP ADVICE -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - July 5, 2015, 7:07 pm, #261895
Good point! 5L, Cern!
GaryO - July 5, 2015, 6:57 am, #261887
yup


THE BENEFITS OF DATING ME -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 6:57 am, #261888
cute (good poster too)


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bandit5906 - August 3, 2015, 10:24 pm, #262247
How I see it!
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2015, 11:41 am, #262243
So...she wants to do a DP with you?


I DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - June 8, 2015, 1:43 pm, #261564
LOL! tastelessly funny! Luv it!!! 5L, Cern!
JesusWept - June 8, 2015, 6:41 am, #261556
5


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